Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
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Rake 18
carelessness? Who opens contact lens above a drain.. You open small droppable things on a table and then take them.
Anderling 33
I admittedly open my contacts above the drain. But I have biweekly contacts that need to get replaced constantly anyway and I keep the old pair on hand in case I lose one, so even if I did lose one down the drain (which to date I have not), I could just grab a spare, problem solved. Doing it with contacts that are meant to last is a dumb decision.
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Rake 18
carelessness? Who opens contact lens above a drain.. You open small droppable things on a table and then take them.
Anderling 33
I admittedly open my contacts above the drain. But I have biweekly contacts that need to get replaced constantly anyway and I keep the old pair on hand in case I lose one, so even if I did lose one down the drain (which to date I have not), I could just grab a spare, problem solved. Doing it with contacts that are meant to last is a dumb decision.
Hangryko 32
What's wrong with glasses? At least those can't fall down (most) drains.
spinningrecords 14
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