Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
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Top comments
LouisvilleLuke 10
That's a bloody shame, mate
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Oh gosh. I guess you could try either wrapping them in toilet paper or getting a lid for your trashcan.
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Comments (129)
juanschwartz 18
TIP: Do NOT put your facial piercing jewelry on while looking into a mirror over a sink. It never ends well.
dolphinninja420 3
I had the same problem.. Except it fell into the toilet..
IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7
I ******* hate when that happens. I lose the damn things constantly.
ryanbro 8
Jesus Christ I know those feels
isis_morrigan 18
I hate that! it's pure torture trying to change my Monroe piercing, especially the internally threaded ones! and to make it even more exciting, I'm quite shaky, and my nails are long. it's like pin the tail on the donkey!
tanabanana13 14
Roll them up in toilet paper or maxi pad wrappers! It helps keep the bathroom from getting that nasty fishy smell. Plus, bloody pads are so gross to look at. Not to mention embarrassing if you plan to share your bathroom with the family or guests.
InTheMagic 3
Maybe you should have more than one lip bar or ring whatever you use it wouldn't be such a fml then
caseylou 12
Wash it off and get over it, princess.
BlobfishUnite 14
YDI for lip piercing. Piercings are neither sexy nor cool. Get a life.