Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
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Top comments
LouisvilleLuke 10
That's a bloody shame, mate
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Oh gosh. I guess you could try either wrapping them in toilet paper or getting a lid for your trashcan.
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Comments (129)
middlenamefrank 8
That's the sort of thing soap was invented for. Get over it.
AxNxNxIxEx12 7
Jut in case you drop part of your lip piercing onto your used bloody pad? Guess I've been using soap wrong all along
imagineapc 11
To sanitize things, spesh.
shessovain 7
As gross as it is, at least you didn't lose it down the drain or something.
captainsmegma 12
Easily fix the problem. Just take all that shit out of your face. Do you seriously think utility makes you attractive?
Spark_Slicker 19
Douche nozzle alert.
jayeterror775 18
Actually to alot of people it is pretty damn sexy. I love a girl who has some piercings.
candicorn 23
How narcissistic. Not everyone's top priority is to look attractive to you.
kingdomgirl94 29
More to the point, not everyone gets piercings to attract anyone. Attracting another person isn't the be all and end all of existence. Is everything you do cantered around attracting someone?
Lil_Red777 21
A lot of people find it attractive actually.
XBurytheCastleX 25
I got mine because it looks good and I like piercings. We're not here to look good for you.
awesomeamandas 37
when I got my lip pierced the only thoughts running through my head was 'I'm gonna love this' or 'this is gonna look so cool' not once did I think 'so and so will think I look sooooooo hot with this in my lip' people don't only get things done to their body just because they think others will like it. even if they do a lot people find it very attractive. just because you don't doesn't mean the entire world doesn't either.
isis_morrigan 18
oh my gosh! really?!!!? I didn't realize that you might find my piercings unattractive! gee, let me get right on that and take them all out, because of course the only reason I got them was for what other people think! uh oh, probably don't like the tattoos either, damn, kinda stuck there. or wait, here's an idea! if you don't like it, **** off! I don't believe you have to finance anyone's piercings, therefore it really shouldn't be a concern for you. you are entitled to your opinion, and you don't have to like it, but you don't have to be such a dick! and for the record, a large number of people find piercings and/or tattoos very sexy. my husband loves every one of the many I have.
ifoundalaska 11
This is why you wrap that up in a handful of toilet paper.
AFaye3964 17
Ewh, just leave it there. Get a new one.
worldclassrager 41
They can transition to a spike but buying a new set isn't worth it where they know where it is
Jellysweetheart 23
Could've been worse... I mean you saw where it fell. Just dunk it in some alcohol to sanitize it and you're good to go.
SexyMexi21 23
Since your a female... why don't your wrap your used pads in toilet paper or common sense.. get a lid. I'm assuming you love by yourself and have no bf. Be a lady and try not to leave at lest your trash open for all to see. nasty. As for the ball well... you'll be alright.
kingdomgirl94 29
That is a ton of conclusions that you're jumping to without any evidence. No where does it say that OP is female, no where does it say that even if OP was female that the used pad is hers, and assuming that OP has no bf or significant other even IF the first two were true is totally groundless as well. I can't even begin to figure out where your assumptions came from.
buckysam 7
Sorry to say this but YDI. I just don't understand why people get lip piercings. What is so cool about it? It looks really weird to me. And it looks really painful.
Spark_Slicker 19
OP deserves to have their piercing jewelry fall onto a bloody pad because you don't personally like lip piercings? Wow, ok.
UsagiArwen 23
#38 - Just because you don't like them doesn't mean op deserves it. I just don't understand why you have to be so judgmental. Why does it matter that it looks really weird to you? Apparently it is cool for Op. Get over yourself. I have horseshoe gauges for my ears and know what it's like to lose the ball on the end. You think I deserve it too? Those things aren't that cheap. It can cost anywhere from $4.99 to $16.99 for each individual gauge depending on the size of the piercing jewelry. The one I had that I lost the ball on was $9.99.
XBurytheCastleX 25
You are a close minded imbecile. A lot of people (not all unfotunately) get them because it would look good on them and they are interesting to have. I'm going to piece your lip in your sleep, have fun.
JonDG 12
#73 oh god xD pierce their tongue and eyebrows too while you are at it please?
RayvenWhite 12
0_0 just get a new one, that's not even worth trying to retrieve. *_*
noah_1234 24
actually she can, she just needs to wash it with hot water and soap
XBurytheCastleX 25
Been there. Just soak it