Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
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Top comments
LouisvilleLuke 10
That's a bloody shame, mate
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Oh gosh. I guess you could try either wrapping them in toilet paper or getting a lid for your trashcan.
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Comments (129)
buckdharma 38
I think the little ball was tired of your face as a crib, and wanted his own pad, period.
mykeenblade 7
nicely done. XD
GirasolNegro 22
Good excuse to get a new one!
tingtingmeg 12
it wasn't wrapped why?
oathkeeper99 31
Those balls are a total pain, I have small hands and still find them fiddly. I feel your pain, OP.
allplayedout 20
God I hate having to change studs. Sometimes a ring can be easier, although I think the kind that are sorta ring/stud hybrids (like a half loop with a screw end) tend to be the easiest, relatively speaking. They're all a bitch and 2/3.
SiriusOrionBlack 20
I dropped a spike stud into the sink the other day. I almost caught it, too :/ I hope you had extras, I learned the hard way that you really need to keep an extra with you.
msmedistyle 14
I swallowed the ball once.
alyKATANA1 12
.... At least you could find it...? Lol
nesteremily 31
So sorry to hear that. I hate having to put the ball back on my piercings (belly button, rook, nose, and cartilage)
WardenWolf 26
YDI for getting a lip piercing.