Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, while at the mall, a kid no older than 5 pushed a stroller into my heel, which caught the back of my shoe and caused me to face-plant the floor in the middle of a very crowded department store. I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
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Top comments
ImaWiseGuy 5
yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....
Trololololololo_fml 7
BOOM, headshot.
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Comments (110)
PrayForPlague 0
err... lmao...?
cobras40 0
I'm pretty sure they have "occupied" signs your supposed to put on your door...where was yours?
JakeLee 6
33 you mad bro?
cobras40 0
In all stores we are required to be given a occupied sign so she had to have had one and your use of informal cursing does not get any point across yet it inflames the reader
TeAmo97 0
this just made my day :)
versace_chick 0
Your comment : haha funny shit. but seriously i woulda bust open that door and go all madea on thier asses. hope u get better tho ☺
lunaXXdennice 0
that sucks
ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4
I like when people post serious responses. It makes me LOL inside.
remy3106 10
oh my goodness, I feel so bad for you! I hope your eye feels better. :)
balest22 0
who is so poor they have to shop at Macy's?!
remy3106 10
Macys is actually pretty expensive, they have designer shops there. such as Coach, M.A.C., and others. pretty expensive. not many welfare check recievers shop there.
mintcar 10
What?! Macy's is NOT cheap.
PeteyPablo12308 20
At 41: Really?!? Are you seriously going to talk shit about WHERE someone shops? Maybe you should donate money to the OP, so their shopping venues are more "acceptable" to you.
balest22 0
to a person who lives in a 7 million doller house and has 3 bentlys and more.. Macy's is cheap!
ILoveEggnog 7
Yay for Internet bragging! No one knows if you're telling the truth or lying your ass off. To be perfectly honest, it makes you look like a douche.
ILoveEggnog 7
Also, I for one don't have the money to shop at Macy's and am perfectly content with my off brand clothing.
5t3ff1k4h 47
82 - What the hell are bentlys? I've heard of Bentleys...
JenL_fml 7
I'm still trying to figure out why somebody would do that? What was the point? o.O