Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I was super proud of myself for organizing my entire wardrobe. As I went to admire my work, I pulled out a sweater and knocked over the entire shelf of shoes. Now everything's on the floor and I can’t find my favourite pair of socks. FML
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
Today, I was at a grocery store when I slipped on a puddle of water. I tried to catch my balance, grabbed a shelf, and instead took down an entire display of chocolate boxes. People rushed over to help, albeit while smirking, and a kid yelled, “Do it again!” FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store in my brand new high heels. I tried to be graceful as I walked down the aisle but ended up slipping on some spilled juice and doing a weird half-dance, half-flailing thing. The shoppers around me turned to watch as I clumsily tried to regain my balance. As if that wasn’t bad enough, I also knocked over a display of discounted snacks. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh, my God, shoes.
powersmoke 0
Clap all they want, they are the ones who will be picking the shoes up. This ain't no stinkin' FML.
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Comments (93)
Lucky_Adi 0
douchebags...
BREADEDELF 3
you're a douchebag for calling them douchebags. It's not like they made her pay for the shelves or anything.
K3707H001 0
BUT WHAT IF THEY DID?
rooneyroo 0
You're a douchebag for calling them a douchebag for calling them douchebags. And yes, I know I'm a douchebag for saying this, douchebag.
Acers1 13
Douchbag ception
Starchild21 3
What a bunch of assholes. I hope you threw the shoes at them __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Towelie_31 0
she knocks over their shoe shelves and they're the assholes?
Starchild21 3
Look at the "clapping" part. It's not like she deliberately knocked them down. The people mocked her. ____________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Towelie_31 0
so whats the big deal? she was clapped at? The employees on the other hand get to pick up a bunch of shoes
allmidnighteyes 11
Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh, my God, shoes.
shamille 5
These shoes are all over the floor.
alexandraa_fml 0
Oh what ever will they do!
LOL_3009 0
bahahaha these shoes are 300$ LETS GET EM!
rizzosierra 0
lmao
vman70 4
want to get away? southwest airline LOL!!!
yasmeenjonasx3 0
Douchebags ftw
Lucky_Adi 0
at 3, she could've gotten seariously hurt, clapping at the situation isn't g oing to help it...
Towelie_31 0
when isn't comic relief helpfull
shamille 5
yes. The OP should've taken a bow.
powersmoke 0
Clap all they want, they are the ones who will be picking the shoes up. This ain't no stinkin' FML.
itsametaphorfool 0
eeeeeeeeeeeexactly.
ERICA833 0
I know!!!!
ChrisTheCalm 9
Same thing I was thinking. *shelf falls making a crash noise* *starts clapping* *customer leaves* "ok let's clean this crap up"...
xdrumkid101x 0
fail
J4cks0n 0
Not a big deal...