Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
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Top comments
pesh527 0
Wow, that really stinks. But good for you for staying with him, I;m sure he really appreciates that.
Easy_Target 0
Now that's love.
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Comments (38)
csigabajnok 0
Some guys are just very bad at timing...
ronton 4
**** HIS life
Masift 21
Bad at timing? So it was somehow his fault that he got the *****?
pesh527 0
Wow, that really stinks. But good for you for staying with him, I;m sure he really appreciates that.
Easy_Target 0
Now that's love.
wildg 0
He had what?
tamoodielovesmar 1
inflamation of the intestants and stomach
jbel08 0
this sounds exactly like my valentine's night this year :/
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Not like he could help that. But hey, blame him if it makes you feel better.
lmfp 0
im pretty sure it was worse for him than it was for you. but good for you for staying.
24788 7
I think that's an FML for the both of you.
Roulette_fml 0
:( Gastro is a fancy term for the stomach flu.
iluvu21396 0
that's sweet of you for staying. i bet he loves you even more now