Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, while at the mall, a kid no older than 5 pushed a stroller into my heel, which caught the back of my shoe and caused me to face-plant the floor in the middle of a very crowded department store. I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
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Top comments
ImaWiseGuy 5
yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....
Trololololololo_fml 7
BOOM, headshot.
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Comments (110)
Michyxo 14
Fyl, that's some pretty bad luck!
kaylanicole1255 1
I feel the need to try this FML out when I go shopping! :D
esu 5
maybe you didn't look so good in the clothes
chickenfriedCG 0
they should have at least yelled " Fire in the hole " first
fatgirllovesfml 0
yaay shoe fight at Macy's ;)
Primo_Loco 0
LMAO sucks to be you, it's a sign to shop less ;P
ipod_addict 0
it was probably babytard ;)
m0tl3ycru3 0
77- your gf is lookin nice
ISinSoDoYou 0
Boom, headshot.
ImaWiseGuy 5
yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....
krazyvato 0
it wasn't shit it was a shoe and she wasn't trying to catch it ydi even more then she did
ImaWiseGuy 5
14, you truly are a dumb ass aren't you? go get a dictionary and look up the word sarcasm and then report back to me....
nerdchic 5
19 - wrong FML - you're a fail
mintcar 10
50, you're a fail.
EvilPotato 15
I blame gravity.
Rose8u 2
35- I'm sorry but sarcasm doesn't appear as well on the Internet as they do in real life, we couldn't see your facial expressions while you were saying that, people mint have thought of it differently,like now I still can't believe it's sarcasm
Garyy_fml 11
I blame Brittany Spears.
The_Moustache 6
50, you're a fail.
C6Racer 0
66, you're still an idiot. There's a reason people put three, or more, periods at the end of a statement.
ImaWiseGuy 5
66, look for outlandish remarks that should help you in the future....
Bano360 25
What 19 said related to another fml and I found it amusing.
5t3ff1k4h 47
74 - Yes, it's usually to omit an unnecessary thought. To detect sarcasm on the interwebz, look at how the comment is worded. Does it make sense to this FML? Does it seem highly unrealistic? If you answered no to the first question and yes to the second, it's probably sarcasm.
YoungBanks 3
76 so it seems only a few of us have a sense of humor or have a brain to tell that there is a joke.
staceysgenesis16 0
hmm .. thats awsome .. lol i can see some people dont get humor ..
Miss_Michaela 10
Throw them back!
KittKatt515 0
Aha thats wht I wouldve done!
FYLorYDIohno 12
That sucks. I would've gotten out that stall so quick.
orphinz 3
should of stolen the shoe.
C6Racer 0
Should HAVE gone to school.
orphinz 3
Should OF realized that this isn't English class!
5t3ff1k4h 47
There is no such thing as 'should/could/would of'. You're an idiot for even thinking there is. Just because it's not 'English class' doesn't mean you're exempt from typing properly. Learn to speak English before you type, please.
nephilim241 19
I hope you threw them back >:-/
ciarafox9 9
u shud have waited till they come out and throw them right in their face! make sure u get the right person tho. it's A good joke I might try it one day :)
krazyvato 0
honestly u deserved it for not dodging it that happens on the time ppl these days
shithappens2memo 0
#9, dressing rooms are only so big...
boygeorgebaby 0
that sucks op, people are such douches some times. you shouldve told a worker - maybe you wouldve gotten a discount on whatever you were buying! hope your eye gets better!
NotYourOrdinary7 6
No...no she wouldn't have gotten a discount. I know it sucks but the managers only honor discounts for bad customer service or damaged merchandise.
kaylanicole1255 1
If OP complained or threatened enough, OP would have gotten a discount! I work in customer service. Sometimes discounts are given just to get the customer to shut up! LOL
harley_man 0
U should have stood on the seat with the shoes and throw them back and gave them a bloody nose and a black eye