Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, while at the mall, a kid no older than 5 pushed a stroller into my heel, which caught the back of my shoe and caused me to face-plant the floor in the middle of a very crowded department store. I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
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ImaWiseGuy 5
yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....
Trololololololo_fml 7
BOOM, headshot.
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Comments (110)
iLazy 0
What are the odds you can receive a black eye from a random flying shoe 0.0
homydclown 1
yea, I think op is full of shit as well.
Livinia 11
FYL! You should sue.
iLazy 0
Why does everyone want to sue over every single matter...
whiterabbit420 4
one person is not everyone. one person is one person.
Garyy_fml 11
Oh my shit it was sarcasm!
likeabaws 0
LOL sue for a shoe to the face? what have you been smoking lately?!
simply_improper 1
should have told the store manager, might have gotten some free stuff
teresa96706 29
lol I agree with this 100%
pandemic_fml 0
Why would they give her free stuff? It's not their fault somebody threw the shoes, unless it was an employee but good time proving that. They don't put cameras in changing rooms.
Garyy_fml 11
You only should get a discount if the merchandise is damaged or something. Damn idiots.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You get a discount if the product is damaged OR because you won't shut up. Been there, done that - called a manager to give the customer a discount because they wouldn't shut up. They were wasting my time and I couldn't get another sale through, so I had to do something to get them to leave.
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
ydi. why are you looking up when in a dressing room. usually your lookin in tha mirror. ydi
starwind3438 9
Your post makes no sense at all. Have you ever thought that it could gave bounced off the wall or something?
Cupcaken 0
Yeah because we can totally judge a person for where they're looking. Actually, OP deserves it for not wearing a helmet!
Trololololololo_fml 7
BOOM, headshot.
Girlhomie1o1 16
+100 points :D
Babycakes522 0
She doesnt have to be looking up in order to get hit in the face morons...the shoes could of just flug straight to her face...& I look up in a dressing room sometimes :D
Babycakes522 0
Lol
darseidia 0
how you going to sue, if you dont know who did it?
darseidia 0
lol some funny shit.
Iskaria 0
OP may have been putting a sweater or t-shirt on and were pushing their head through the neck hole, most people face upward when doing that. Or it was thrown at a high angle which would mean it would drop quite short as well :)