Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
BeatlesObsessed 12
Daddy's little girl. :)
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hannahtaskey 9
Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
alwaysrockin711 3
Mabye daddy is giving her a little something-something that mommy can't give :p
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Better parent? It's not a competition to see who is better or does more. I learned this from my buddy George Lopez.
Iamnotmyself 17
But daddy loves your brother much better.
jackiemoonthepro 5
dude, that's not cool
shovels 0
14, that's disgusting...
FMMFL1992 3
Kids tend to like their fathers better because they're usually the fun ones while moms are more serious. Doesn't mean you're doing a bad job. One day she'll appreciate what you've done for her
je_suis_fml 11
14 - I'm sorry you were abused, but there is no need for that. Fyl
hannahtaskey 9
Agree with #20, I always liked my father more when I was little. it took me until I was older to realize my mom was the only one who acted like a "parent".
flockz 20
give her some cookies. she will know who she loves more then, unless you're just a shitty baker.
theaws0m3guy 4
What did 14 say? Or is it better to be left untold...?
Sirin_fml 47
@#14: You are the reason a mandatory IQ test for commenting sometimes seems like a good idea. Even on our site, there is a certain basic level of decency that even complete idiots are aware of (or in your case, apparently not).
Iamnotmyself 17
And that my friends, is why moderators are awesome.
flockz 20
but sirin i wouldnt need to take a mandatory IQ test. mommy's always told me im special and i get my very own orange helmet. so see i dont need one! :D
DeepDownThere 3
Kids might say that shit but if my future kids do they're gonna wake up naked in the front yard tied to a tree. Then gang raped by all the horny virgins on this site. Yeah... It might sound harsh but I pride myself in being a good parent. Aint no piece of shit kid gonna take that away from me.
purplepizza21 0
ooooo burn
dolphincheddar 10
he got owned by a mod. by the way. until now I am a lone wolf, but I would like to invite you, flockz to be a part of my wolf pack. here, have a shot
Justine94_x 31
Kids..you gotta love 'em.:')
Iamnotmyself 17
-65 what about me D; I never get invited to a party without ugly people!
dolphincheddar 10
35. you can come too
flockz 20
wanna have brunch at ihop and get wasted on a beach dolphincheddar?
Iamnotmyself 17
-75 OH BOY OH BOY . which do I bring hot chicks or frozen vodka?
rallets 23
ahh i wish i knew what happened im always a day late and a dollar short :/
dolphincheddar 10
i think we should have brunch at ihop then get drunk on a beach with frozen vodka and hot chicks
Iamnotmyself 17
-80 Megan Fox or Emma Watson. My sister has to come
DeepDownThere 3
Yo can I come? Im trying to get with Sirin.
flockz 20
81-she already did. last night.
Zambaku 9
Kids, you gotta love their honesty ;D But it doesn't mean you're a bad parent, maybe you just have different parenting methods or something. I'm sure she didn't mean it though :D
Iamnotmyself 17
-83 Flockz, treat her well, but I swear if my dad finds out he might make you drink vodka shots until you guys marry.
flockz 20
ew no.
dolphincheddar 10
82 yea. but don't be suprised if there's roughed in your drinks and you end up on a roof
JiggaJayZ 16
81- Hope Solo
Iamnotmyself 17
-91 That's my sister.
ilikeemsmall 4
Wrong! She did mean it. Kids are honest. So what? Sometimes kids like their dad better sometimes it's the mom.
JiggaJayZ 16
92- What would it take for me to get one night with your sister in a cheap motel with plenty of KY, chocolate sauce, and no comdoms?
Iamnotmyself 17
-94 Well first off you need permission from my sisters dad, he's evangelical so say your getting rid of demons or something retarded, then you must learn the basic rules of soccer. And last but not least, you must be black.
dolphincheddar 10
nooo sirin you meanie!
gabestar 4
I totally agree
redbluegreen 41
Everyone loves the moderators until they break out the leather and whips.
Tommananaze6T9 4
what did 14 say????
MrFlintstone 5
when she starts dating she'll change her mind
powderpuffjord13 0
Moms are def the best :P
Lulblast 4
Haha 69 likes!
GuessWhatKids 13
Haha you have the 147th comment, too! Oh wait, that's irrelevant, not funny, and stupid as ****. Nevermind.
Jownz345 3
YDI for hanging out with your kid
saaaalt 4
why would you ask what #14 said like it's perfectly fine to re-post a comment that's not there anymore for obvious reasons? WHY?
The_Weirdo 10
Daddy is really a monster from outer space.
bantosh 4
oh Oedipus Rex and your complex
elite_stoner 0
must be something going on between the too ;) ( pedos voice from fam. guy) oh yea mmmh
elite_stoner 0
!||C3$+
rosha267 21
That's awful! That's actually one of my biggest fears
LunaNstars 0
midgets are my biggest feara :O
olpally 33
at least she loves you... girls always love their dads more and boys always love their moms more... this is very common...don't worry op.. she will love u more when she's older most likely :)
goshpeople 4
My charges sometimes get mad at me for sticking to my guns and not giving in to their ridiculous demands. Then they say, "We're going to tell mommy and daddy to get us a new nanny. We hate you." I reply, "That's okay. I still like you guys." Twenty minutes later: "We love you again." *hugs and slobbery kisses* The first time, it kinda freaked me out. But kids are fickle and don't think much beyond the present moment a lot of the time. You can't take it personally.
perdix 31
My biggest fear is expense reports. I'm afraid I'll make a mistake, look like an idiot and not get reimbursed for my personal money I laid out for the company. Scary!
NoodleBurger 0
the kids right though, the dad is better.
ArentICute 0
My biggest fear is Chuck Norris.
RetardedChipmunk 7
Everybody's biggest fear is Chuck Norris.
perdix 31
Can you imagine submitting an expense report to Chuck Norris? Yikes! You entered this under Lodging instead of Hotel? *Roundhouse Kick!*
grapisy 8
Personally, i am muh more fearful of dead centipedes coming to haunt me.
Lulblast 4
You wanna know my biggest fear? Asians, I just saw Karate Kid and they're the shit.
Lulblast 4
You wanna know my biggest fear? Asians, I just saw Karate Kid and they're the shit.
ArentICute 0
Dead centipedes can't be scarier than Chuck Norris.
Yodaevil 4
yeah dads are better, they don't PMS
NeverShoutDana 13
Kids say the cutest things.
RetardedChipmunk 7
I believe it's darndest
NeverShoutDana 13
*darndest. I get them mixed up all the time.
cgchamp89 7
14, wtf is wrong with you...
bellakaykid 6
There is no 14, Einstein. ^
RetardedChipmunk 7
I think he replied to the wrong comment...
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Yes it's better not to know, but my comment wasn't bad before
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Sorry, it was supposed to comment for the first post... stupid iPhone app :P
DeadlySofa 5
I hate kids. -_-
JustAnotherKid4U 5
maybe daddy is just better.
jellybeans4833 7
Maybe her nails weren't nice enough.
JustAnotherKid4U 5
touche
kaykay9080 5
Pimp daddy!~
skreech96 0
I bet she's a nice ****. lovely little girl ****.
giggletildeath 0
ya I like my dad better. always have
BeatlesObsessed 12
Daddy's little girl. :)
johnson94 5
this is when the extremists say "divorce your husband!"
missabbey 3
Probably I am a daddy's girl (: always will be always have been.
bellakaykid 6
Sweet kid, a lot of kids have favorites, though.
goshpeople 4
A lot of parents secretly do, too.
deathpotato 11
What an ungreatful kid. She should be happy to have a mom like you.
abe687 0
It's a kid. What do you expect?
omgcookeys 15
"it?" wow, nice to know you refer to children as "it"
stepherly 5
if you're referring to the child being not great...
bavegla 0
most kids do that sort of thing when they're really young
mk58 31
At least she's honest.
TheCountess 4
I'm sorry, that sounds hurtful. :( I wouldn't take it personally if I were you. Kids favorites often change on a whim.