Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML
Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, after years of crushing on numerous straight guys, I now like a really close friend who is also gay. Too bad, he has already elaborated how perfect I am, but definitely not someone he could like or date. Seems I would have to move on yet again. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
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huanita 0
if he's handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent , of course he's gay!
kaplahworm 0
'the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay.' You can get straight men like that 0_o?
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kaplahworm 0
'the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay.' You can get straight men like that 0_o?
huanita 0
if he's handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent , of course he's gay!
James64138 26
So true(:
DeadxManxWalking 27
Not me.
Scratch241 5
Hey hey, I'm handsome, talented, hilarious and intelligent and I'm not gay! :)
cndrow 0
It's like they say: All the great men are either taken, or gay. Fortunately I already have mine, so nyaaa. =p
xpapercutsx 0
Wow, I didn't realize that happened to more than one person. I still don't think I'm over him... I looked at him today and my heart melted and I was like, never. =(
Kkkdawg 27
I am in this exact same situation too :(
jvjanisse 0
dont worry, all gay men are ******, so he wouldn't have lasted. :P j/k
missgil 0
not all gay men are ******! but it's true that all the good ones are gay or taken. The rest of us have to settle for sucky assholes
retoxified 0
you wouldn't have to settle if you didn't have such an ugly personality.
zebra_pillow 0
I agree lol shorty personality=bad
sevrok_7 0
honey...it's what usually happens to men like that. :/
dfarrey 0
Can I have his number?
emilyaddison1234 0
haha!
Absolute_Zero 0
OH GOD, DEJA-VU. That happened to me too - I've spent the last two years chasing a closet gay. Now, though I love him dearly, I have to say that he DOES do an excellent job singing and dancing in musicals.