Anonymous
United States
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ripped
Philadelphia, United States
Part of the furniture
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
scratchpost
United States
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
cdn_steed
United States
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
ouchh
United States
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
ambushcat
United States
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
ihatecats
United States
Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML
Oww
Cat mojo
Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML
Top comments
chazzlerazzle 0
at least it was free a lot of people have to pay a lot for one of those
afdude87 6
yes yes, because cats are no match for a mighty t shirt.
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Comments (109)
jobint_fml 0
yea, why would you play with any pet without a shirt on..
DaniPickles 0
White you were playing with your cat, were you shirtless? Because I've never had that problem with clothes on.
tralalafifa 0
damnnnnn girl. hope you're doing fine now. xoxo
forza_italia88 2
were you naked or something? or is your cat some kind of super lion who can rip through a top and a bra?
alicec123 0
were you wearing a shirt? common sense anyone...
Wheredidgrungego 12
I think that's hot hahahaha! Grab a ring!
awsomebitch 0
forza u r a ****** idiot cats can rip right through a shirt u ****** dumb shit. God y did u have to make this guy so dumb.
lovebirdy 0
#91 it's a better idea to get them nail caps. declawing is pretty much like cutting your finger off at the knuckle for them, and if they ever get rehomed into an outside environment/escape from your house, they're pretty much defenseless. trimming doesn't really help. i trimmed mine and two hours later he tore open my arm. nail caps protect furniture, other pets, and skin, while still letting them keep their nails. not nearly as costly as a declawing, too. on regards to the FML, happened to me before. hurts like a bitch. :C
TheReverendFan 0
At least ur cat dont make you look like cutter lik
samanthasantini 0
OK either you wheren't wearing a bra or you were toppless. a little too close with you cat don't ya think?