Anonymous
United States
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ripped
Philadelphia, United States
Part of the furniture
Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML
scratchpost
United States
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
cdn_steed
United States
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
ouchh
United States
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
ambushcat
United States
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
patronuscat?
Meow!
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
ihatecats
United States
Today, I heard my cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes, I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across my nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML
Oww
Cat mojo
Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML
Top comments
chazzlerazzle 0
at least it was free a lot of people have to pay a lot for one of those
afdude87 6
yes yes, because cats are no match for a mighty t shirt.
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Comments (109)
gomerturd 1
can my girlfriend play with your cat too lol
Zodiak213 0
Why were you topless playing with the cat? That's just a flat out bad idea.
bleaker95 0
you never know!:p
mea_iloveskiing 26
at least you won't get AIDS =)
furburger 0
And here you thought she worked by appointment only...
xShannonxSammyx 7
Omnomnom.
IneffableLullaby 13
Are you just pissed that the cat didn't also supply the rings for your new nipple-piercings?
DU0 0
DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!
Tayzz123 0
Score for the cat I guess
samanthadaisy21 2
why did you not have a shirt on while playing with your cat in the first place??
sikkar 0
You play naked with your pussy ?
SirEBC 7
HURR-DURR "pussy," I get it! That's so funny! I wish I would have made a correlation between 'cat' and 'pussy' and then thought of a clever comment to post. -_- Dude, it's old.