Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I was expecting lizards, spiders, and weird local insects in my hotel room. What I got was a cockroach on my toothbrush. A very tiny cockroach. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
Today, I found out that the small bugs I've been blowing off my pillow all year are in fact baby cockroaches. I discover this when I found two full grown ones crawling around and decided to Google it. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML
Today, my apartment was flooded due to a broken pipe, which caused a huge family of cockroaches to disperse. Did you know they can fly? FML
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demonkonga 5
1 Spray it with pesticide 2 burn that shit and laugh like a maniac 3 throw it away and buy a new one
SliceOfCake 9
Why were you searching that much for a penny, anyway?
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Comments (124)
mshahabkaleem 0
Make them Indians eat the cockroaches..those bastards like that shit
Isquatjarz 0
Goes to show your Jewish.
Stefania_P_fml 2
That's pretty disgusting, hope you'll get rid of them..!!
wyz135 7
Mothballs should do the trick. I hate cockroaches too, I swear they're the incarnate of devil.
augmented 1
One roach is the start of an army. Don't bring it home OP!!
Bohanan88 0
Ewwww...Take that ish to the dry cleaners!
katcot99 11
It was supposed to be a comment for #1...oops.
kay_princess14 7
Omg
doctorhook86 25
Where were you that it was normal for pennies to spontaneously drop into or into things?
linkinpark98 24
This made my skin crawl... D: