Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I was expecting lizards, spiders, and weird local insects in my hotel room. What I got was a cockroach on my toothbrush. A very tiny cockroach. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
Today, I found out that the small bugs I've been blowing off my pillow all year are in fact baby cockroaches. I discover this when I found two full grown ones crawling around and decided to Google it. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML
Today, my apartment was flooded due to a broken pipe, which caused a huge family of cockroaches to disperse. Did you know they can fly? FML
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demonkonga 5
1 Spray it with pesticide 2 burn that shit and laugh like a maniac 3 throw it away and buy a new one
SliceOfCake 9
Why were you searching that much for a penny, anyway?
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Comments (124)
yoyoforpeace 14
Where we're you on vacation? And remind me to never go there -__-
nvo 6
Easier to exterminate than bedbugs. Still, it's gross! FYL
anothermohammad 10
wow. nightmare
kate_may_713 0
Thats a bit gross :/ FYL
courtneyschrader 0
EWWWW! God that sucks
metal8lover 11
well at least they weren't the biting water roaches we have here in texas
LesaraRose 8
gross!! those are the only creature that can make me scream.
ya_momma 4
Thats just disgusting. I wouldnt care about the stuff inside i'd just throw away the whole thing
ksvm 2
BURN IT.
Felling 14
Why would anyone search that hard for a penny ..?