Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, I was standing at our fence welcoming our new neighbors as they moved in. My 85-pound boxer thought it would be a good idea to start sprinting along the fence line so their dog would join in. He crashed into my right knee at full speed. I now have a sprained and/or torn MCL and PCL. FML
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your_face 15
Take pictures of your injury now, in case this goes to court after you've healed. As long as you have a good lawyer, you shouldn't lose. Still, FYL for the hassle and lawyer fees :
FFML_314 12
Buy a tiger and let is loose in her house.
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Comments (245)
rpvia 0
counter them with a law suit of your own my man, they'll either back off or you'll win either way hahaha
stavrosg 3
FYL for that, but just as others said, counter-sue for the physical and emotional damage and have her dog put down for attacking you.
Mortanious 0
^ This
gev 0
frivolous! dismissed! complainant to pay court costs! next case!
FarSide 23
Total. Complete. Nonsense.
jjmiller1001 17
Fight to have the emotionally distressed dog put to sleep because it is a danger and menice to the community
marvin_fml 0
You're absolutely right! That dog is a danger to the community. What's going to happen if a child runs past that house.. The OP has a moral obligation to report this incident to the authorities, and take legal action against the dogs owner.
Baroness542 6
That's what I was about to say. A 4-year old girl was killed by a dog around where I live last August because the dog wasn't properly restrained and she walked past it.
Major_General 10
Counter sue for medical bills.
akaashR 0
wow what a ****** up world we live in huh. the world addresses us that we're all getting fatter and that we need to do something about it. now this happens? daaang dude FYL come over to nz the dogs here are too lazy to be bothered lol
Naitras 15
agreed... one of da few good things about New Zealand
gozar_fml 1
Her threat is a bluff because she's afraid you are going to sue her. Tell her you want her to pay your medical expenses plus something for your trouble. If she won't do it sue her. Also tell her that chaining a dog up for long periods of time is cruel!
wriptidez 0
oh man she is nuts dont let that fly shes wicked
Liekzomghai 2
fake FML is fake