Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML
Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he sat down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
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Top comments
gogo_speedracer 0
Awww! It was nice of you to listen for 10 minutes!
omega802 0
awwww he likes u
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Comments (128)
chaniis__ 0
atleast he got to vent
kybabyy 4
You know, it probably made his day to have someone care and to talk to for a few minutes. Stop being a selfish puss and move on with your life.
linx468 8
I agree
pickle_jr 0
just yell rape :p
AKdude36 0
well on the bright side at least he didn't grab on to your johnson with his DEATH grip and tell you his sad story...
mike12345678 0
Wow you are like the biggest ******* **** i have ever seen in my life. Running around with your **** out and letting homeless ******* **** you. You dirty ******* *****. I bet your ******* **** is so loose that you have to use a ******* midgit as a *****. YOU ******* FILTHY ***** **** YOU AND GET A REAL JOB INSTEAD OF ******* HOMELESS MEN FOR A LIVING!!!!!!!! **** YOU ALL!!!!!!!! CANADA ******* RULES!!!!!!!!!!! **** YOU USA YOU CAN SUCK MY 24 INCH CANADIAN ****!!!!!!!!!
icecream777 0
atleast he didnt kidnap you
gabobi91 19
Next time don't bother...
fadingaway 17
If it took him 10 whole minutes to complain about his life, then shouldn't it be FHL, and not FYL? Also, why did you put ''ok'' in inverted commas?
JP101 0
I'm with #64 on this one.
redbluegreen 41
While I completely see and understand everyone's point on this, but unless you've been grabbed by someone homeless before, you cannot fully understand how terrifying it can be. You don't know if you'll be mugged at some point, threatened, or if there are other hidden motives. I know it can be an unfair judgment, yes, not all homeless people are like that, but not only have I had a hatchet thrown at me while I was walking past, I've also been followed around to the point of being terrified, and grabbed at. You don't know what their intentions are. If a stranger (doesn't even have to be homeless) grabbed you, how often would your first response be to open your arms?