Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years called me over late at night. I got excited, assuming she finally wanted sex. No, she just wanted me to make her mac and cheese and talk to her because she was ‘restless’. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a fucking idiot. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohoho.... You were up until 2 in the morning waiting just to chat? Darling, I would have given her just 15 minutes before going off to bed!~
Uranus_fml 0
Yeah, Why didn't you try and call her.
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Comments (80)
therealbmw 2
there's always tomaro
Mickay1232 0
I would have just went to bed an said the next day "sorry I fell asleep and I had to go to work" lol
281go 4
ehh people need sleep...... like 1 said there's always tomaro.....
mtl_gtrst1723 0
if u waited for more than an hour, ydi
yasmeenjonasx3 0
yeah! #1 is right! tomaro seems like a good friend who would video chat with you instead! :)
gogo_speedracer 0
At least now she has to make up for it!! =D Some how..
jearojas 4
why didn't you guys set a time? also, you could have called her.
therealbmw 2
**** u #13
KSants7 0
eh, monthly? lol
kassieparis 8
didn't you try to call her? like on the phone? x
wertan10 0
you should send her a pic of your Wang
956TXking 0
mas puto
mrguy266 0
Dude..yeah that sucks. but still, grow a pair. don't be a pussy and post it online for something ordinary.
Arsonnist 3
Haha nice #13. A grammar Nazi with a sense of humor.
LexaDear 0
Show her your genitals, your genitals, show her you genitals, YOUR GENITALIA! but I would just stay up all night if I were you.
sexybitch92 0
Awwww you love her !<3
Raiden353 0
lol #38. Jon LaJoie reference for the win
linx468 8
That song rules #38
Elicy1984 0
YDI, for waiting so long
LMFAOwned 9
Lol @ 14 and 38. 14 - Sex reference ftw. 38 - Jon/Youtube reference ftw. Have a nice day, Wal-Mart Customer Service
indianstrongman 0
LOL!! epic fail, u should tell her that's the last time u do that for her again and stick to your guns on that!
iB_fml 8
sorry op, I can totally relate to that one
Epickitty58 29
Tomaro? Do you mean TOMORROW? Even autocorrect thinks you're saying TOMATO!
RileyL29 0
wow... real fml...
956TXking 0
who knows what IT is.
youngrob 0
clearly a girl. she's has *******. are you guys dumb?
mike12345678 0
you gotta wake that bitch up man
cantfightfate 0
does that look anything like a guy?
randomlettrrs 8
a little
duke_nukem_25299 0
i agree
robbilee 14
that's hard times dude. next time tell her to go to ur house, but intact leave with friends.
Bees_fml 0
English, please!
swimchic007 0
I'll attempt to translate #3 :) "That's harsh dude. Next time, tell her to come to your house, but instead you'll leave with your friends."
Bees_fml 0
Hello, harsh dude! Nice to meet you! Close enough ;-)
luis420 0
#57 wins
hsshae 0
better buy a energy drink
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohoho.... You were up until 2 in the morning waiting just to chat? Darling, I would have given her just 15 minutes before going off to bed!~
Trumane 4
heh thats what he tells us :P we all know what he thought was gonna happen :) but i do feel sorry for you OP. thats not cool
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
8-way to make an effort!
francesss 0
awh. ): that's not considerate of her. she couldve let you know she was tired.
schwancy 2
awwww. False hopes. :(
teriberri 0
Awwww that was cute on your part....
Sarah__Louise 0
aww your sweet op
Bees_fml 0
His sweet op?
Uranus_fml 0
Yeah, Why didn't you try and call her.
linx468 8
I see you have emoji.Emoji FTW
Bees_fml 0
Maybe he didn't call because she only has a landline and the OP didn't want to wake her housemates/family at that hour.