Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
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aback 5
Geese are just God's flying assholes.
cha40_fml 0
ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.
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Comments (173)
U_idiot 1
LOL obviously! Geese are pricks, I thought that was very common knowledge.
freefire4629 0
I once fed a goose at a zoo and it bit my finger and made me cry. I was like six. geese is nasty. little f.u.c.k.ers
heyitslain 0
LOL, who doesn't know geese are mean? But I really don't blame them, if someone came trying to step on me and my friends, I would fight back!
TheBigGamer 0
When I die I want it to be the result of me attempting to fight off a gaggle of geese while rescuing a hot chick
SaphireScorpion 0
Just so you know, swans are even worse. They may be pretty, but they can knock you out with blows from their wings, they're that strong. Don't ever mess with a swan.
gemmanicole 0
lol that happened to my little brother , he was 2 years old, and he wanted to see the geese, but they came to him. and they were as tall as him, and he got bit all over, i had to then come along, and beat them off with a stick while holding my brother high up in my arms, and try and run away at the same time, it was very difficult, and they run/fly very fast :|
Emma_91 0
lmao your poor brother
sika_fml 0
Yeah dude...geese always attack....no matter how many people there are
Williamz94 0
grab your 12 gauge and start poppin off rounds.........whenever i see geese they are usualyl flyin...........if i just sat there and they started comin at me, hunting would be 1000 times easier
Williamz94 0
grab your 12 gauge and start poppin off rounds.........whenever i see geese they are usualyl flyin...........if i just sat there and they started comin at me, hunting would be 1000 times easier
dalzuga 3
hahaha wowww so funny