Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Geese are just God's flying assholes.
cha40_fml 0
ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.
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Comments (173)
ember_fml 0
LMAO yeah my sister did that when she was little, and my older brother at the Toronto Zoo. :P
futurecatlady 2
I run into flocks of geese several times a year and I've never been attacked. I'm not sure I believe this.
Emma_91 0
Maybe they're different geese...or you just haven't met the evil geese. Because this could definitely happen.
funk49 0
Please tell me there is video.
that_gurl15 0
ur dumb . first off what if u ran one over? secondly, you'd have sh*t all over your tires.
cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0
smart one, the person wasnt driving, they were RUNNING
why_me022 0
All the Canadian Geese just need to go back to Canada I heard they're endangered there anyway and its because all of them migrated to Ohio.
inbloom_fml 0
you totally deserved that. still, fyl for being a dumbass.
REDCRAYON 0
you need dramatic song and open it arms wide!! then run into them! haha :D
SheSheeeee 0
LMAO randommm
coggs 0
haha i gotta do this. one time i led some random goose towards a mother and her baby geese (the real term escapes me) using cereal. the mother seems to be even more protective than usual, to the point where the random goose now has a bald ass
lkot 0
LOL!!!!! wth does fdi mean??