Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
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Top comments
Petrov1989 0
Surely you now know his number then?
missseira 0
Hmmm maybe it was just karma from stealing KiloLima01's phone? "Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML #803 (14) - 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm by KiloLima01 - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (2296) - you deserved that one (226)"
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Petrov1989 0
Surely you now know his number then?
katieatieay 0
it's fate.
missseira 0
Hmmm maybe it was just karma from stealing KiloLima01's phone? "Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML #803 (14) - 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm by KiloLima01 - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (2296) - you deserved that one (226)"
jdortega 2
I thought the exact same thing lol
mwali02 32
Australia to Brazil... Maybe a little far apart to be stealing phones each other's phones... :)
soandso 0
Haha, now you have his number.
xsydbabyx 0
Well after you get a new phone, you now know the 'cute guys' number. Score4both.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
#14 the girl on the rights hot
that_guy_you_are 0
#14's an idiot. Phones cost money. #11's right, you're probably a loser with a rancid ******. Your friends have better things to hear about than some guy who stole your phone. I have to congratulate this guy though. He seems very intelligent.
butteredbuns 0
Call yur phone and say "gimme my phone u ass"
jpest17 5
16. instead of saying ass say u owe me a date now!!! rofl. (I'm guessing the girl was not atractive other wise he would not have thought he could take asvatage of her)
chantelfurtado 0
call ur phone and then he will pick up and ask him for his # and frigging address so u can hunt ur phone down XD
musicmaniac925 0
I don't think he would answer the phone tho. if he stole it he wouldn't wanna talk to anyone op knows :/
TheTerenity 9
I know this is late, but, I've seen OP everywhere, what does it mean?
crapmaster3000 19
OP means the creator of the FML the one who typed it