Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends night out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, it's now the 10th girl who has gone out with me but ended up falling for one of my close friends, who she met through me. I starting to feel I am that guy in the movie "Good Luck Chuck". FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
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Top comments
Eliseopwns 22
Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.
CrissyyyS2 22
Good luck finding that hot fitness instructor.
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Comments (69)
Eisha 8
Wow
dinosxxrawr 22
lovely waste of a first comment. to OP best of luck finding a hot fitness instructor to play the part of jonny.
Eisha 8
:D
HarrisonVR 17
Eisha please just stop it.
MoeT8979 8
Y so up tight bro?... She's done nothing to incite an attack ✌and Dino can relax as well FOH
CrissyyyS2 22
Good luck finding that hot fitness instructor.
Kaatosade 9
Tell them Jonny had to hit the gym? For some hard training to better his already-awesome muscles?
your_ma 27
Imagine the situation, you're a super hot guy, OP asks you to pretend to be a fitness instructor called Jonny, invites you on a night out and asks you to pretend that you're a couple..? Fail. OP needs to tell her friends that things didn't work out. Or have the balls to admit she lied. They'll be annoyed that she lied but if they're good friends they'll forgive her.
pineapplefiend 13
Turns out Jonny's gay...
happylappy 21
If her friends believe that she can pull off dating a hot fitness instructor maybe she's attractive enough to find her real Johnny. Either that or pay a fitness instructor for a date instead of a workout! You can do this OP! LOL
Olympiakos10 15
And then she shows up to the party with a Johnny Bravo action figure.
winnylee 1
I don't consider myself to be attractive but my boyfriend's a hot personal trainer lol, it happens
CrissyyyS2 22
Reading all these comments... I don't know why, I picture a Mrs. Doubtfire situation.
ouimetnick 10
Fun fact.. My brother is Jonny and gay.
Sora_McKain 36
I found the pineapple!
Eliseopwns 22
Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.
Derpet 18
You asked for it..
ozpunker 20
"Sorry guys, we can't make it. Johnny is taking me out to a nice dinner and afterwards we are going to make passionate love all night."
Kauphy 12
When they figure it out you're going to look even more pathetic than you would have if you had just admitted that you're single in the first place. YDI.
garrett1999o3 16
Maybe he'll go all TV show crazy and pay a guy at the gym to go with him. In Every single TV show it works! So why not real life? :P
garrett1999o3 16
I saw it on TV, IT MUST BE TRUE!
neeni88 23
Say "Jonny" can't make it as he suddenly came down with the swine flu. No, but seriously, nothing good ever comes from lying. Embrace the single life. The right person will come in time...usually when you least expect it. In the meantime, see if you can make some single friends!
emilymaeve 8
She could 'break up' with jinny because he wasn't good enough for her?
frenchaussie 5
Well you only have limited time to find a"Jonny", so get out there, put your best clothes on, make yourself look irresistible and hurry up! The clock is ticking!
Enslaved 38
Just go to "Central Perks" coffee house and yell out, "Jonny! Jonny! " Hopefully someone with that name will reply and agree to a date. :P
Rozza17 29
Sorry but you so deserved it. Have you seen all the movies that that happens in and how it always ends up?
Bunny21 11
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being single you know. Enjoy it and don't push it because if you do you might end up with someone that's not worth your time.