Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
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aback 5
Geese are just God's flying assholes.
cha40_fml 0
ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.
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Comments (173)
HondaGirl2010 0
YDI. I have two geese and they are evil, flesh-eating bitches. Should have avoided them!
iwearfeathers 0
woah, they must be Canadian geese. i tried this once they just ran and flew away. bad luck mate.
famouslove 0
LOL. I hate geese. :( Their poo is green.
DSuarez94 0
what a dumbass ydi
ArtandLove 0
Lol, you totally deserved that. But who am I to tell you that? I tried to pick up a baby goose a few weeks ago (yes, it was Canadian) and it's mother flew right at me and mauled my arm! ...all I wanted to do was pet it; it was cute..........
jdawg777 0
Why would neone say ydi??? Thats not that stupid
EMR_fml 0
Yes it is THAT stupid. I'd rather fight a rottweiler than a flock of angry geese. I had a friend who had a couple "guard geese" to chase off intruders and those bastards would attack me every freaking time. And they can hurt bad. Besides even if the birds hadn't attacked him it still would have a YDI for trying to scare what the OP thought were defenseless animals
MADISAYSYDI 0
Haha. Guard geese. That's funny. :P
omgznoes 0
Next time, bring a friend!
missjazzy_love 0
Hahaha!!! YDI....MAJOR. Did you at least have fun trying to run from them?...
MIKENYC 0
Hope they bit u on the ass
Phreephorm 0
Geese are nasty as shit. I've had bites on my legs that took weeks to heal. Haha, I can't imagine running into a pack of them, if you really didn't know that geese are Assholes FYL indeed.
Fml37 0
Who gives a **** #26? Honestly they're just geese, I live in Canada I hate those flying bastards.
Emma_91 0
Congratulations. You replied to the wrong post.