Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
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aback 5
Geese are just God's flying assholes.
cha40_fml 0
ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.
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Comments (173)
HorrorByrd 0
BAHAHAHA we've all been there
justaquietghost 0
Um, for starters never mess with Canadian Geese. And secondly, never EVER mess with Canadian Geese protecting their young, like they tend to do this time of year.
kewlcat 0
I know what you mean! Now their babies look like adult geese , so I get attacked by the parents when I had no idea I was even near their baby! I was on a bike too..
brunoisbeast 0
At my school they run away. I don't blame you either it's hella fun!!
plexico 4
It's not a flock, it's a gaggle, you ******* animal abuser!
luvlyday2fmylife 0
damn those canadian geese, don't like you.
kira822_fml 0
When will you people learn? This I'd the second 'I wanna be in a movie' FML today. People: you are not in a movie. GET THE HELL OVER IT
Saralene 0
You just unlocked Goose Howard!
tp1990 0
The only time I attacked a goose it turned on me and bit my dick... I needed stitches
delfinofrank 0
o poor thing... im so sorry :(
golfmanreddy 0
your an idiot
meddude 0
you're an idiot, too. three guesses why.
CyanideSoybean 0
Just a note... It's a "gaggle" of geese, not a flock...