Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Geese are just God's flying assholes.
cha40_fml 0
ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.
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Comments (173)
djspazy 0
I was driving and these geese just walk into the middle of the road and cut me off. The one at the head of the group just stared me down. They aren't afraid of cars that weigh 3 tons and are 10 times bigger than them. Cocky animals.
Emma_91 0
lmao
DEVASTATOR 12
LOL ydi temptation must have been so great for you to do something as stupid as that. #17 lol again your right always do it with a group never or you'll get your balls handed to you by animals hahah
DEVASTATOR 12
whoops meant #30 damn 3.0 messing up my iPod
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for being pwned by geese
dan81892 2
damn geese, something like this happened to me once, except i didn't purposely try to frighten them.
quietgirl 0
I have two geese and they are nice.. they get greedy when it's feeding time and may snip a bit but other than they're fine. haha it sucks all geese aren't like mine
Lythiaren 8
And this is why we don't harass wild animals. Geese aren't stupid; they do stand up for themselves.
Lehk 9
YDI for letting yourself get pwned by geese.
Vitamin_C 0
hehe I got the stink eye from a flock of geese while sitting alone at a park bench. I got the **** out of there as fast as possible and avoided eye contact. YDI for ******* with geese!
cb7112 2
YDI. i've known that if you annoy geese they will attack you eversince i was 3 (or maybe even younger)