Anonymous
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Work sucks
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
failedfather
Ferntree Gully, Australia
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
dck128
United States
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Anonymous
Malvern, United States
Chub rub
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice day for it
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Dafawk
Potty
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
Anonymous
United States
Amplified
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Looks like we made it… Oh.
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
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SexyQueen0905 24
That's disgusting and horrible for the other Disney goers. He should know how to use a toilet by now; make him clean it.
ZomBgal 12
I have to wonder if he was being mean about it. Were the stalls all full and Junior couldn't hold it any longer. Or was he just being a lil' shit?
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Comments (102)
sheree_baby101 4
Omg lmfao .... I understand how you feel my PUPPY dose the same thing lol
perdix 31
#35, you take your puppy to Disney World? That's silly -- unless it's a fully-grown Great Dane or the like, dogs aren't tall enough to go on any of the really fun rides.
krupa1017 18
Well, shit happens.
db098 6
He was just trying to have fun?
bubblyhayley 16
I blame the parents. ..
Shleebs 12
If the next thing you did was anything but scolding him in some way, you're part of the reasons every generation of kids gets worse.
worldclassrager 41
Well shit...but hey when you gotta go you gotta go...
XBurytheCastleX 25
Were all of the stalls taken? It is possible he had to go really bad and couldn't hold it anymore. If there were stalls available then I really don't know what would possess a kid to shit on the floor.
apu_nahasapeemap 10
Um, at least he took a dump in the washroom and not on the teacup ride?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Please tell me you reprimanded him in some way. There is no excuse for that. It's disgusting and probably made some other kids nauseated. He's old enough to know better, unless you, like so many parents these days, did a lousy job of raising him. Considering this is Disney World, it wouldn't surprise me if all the stalls were full. But he should know to wait his turn. If it was an emergency, you could always try explaining that to the person in the front of the line, and if that didn't work, take a trash can outside or something and then dump it in the toilet when it's your turn. Anything but taking a crap on the floor of a public bathroom. UGH!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
On a more positive note - he could be saying, "This is what I think about your prices, Disney!"