Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML
raz_berri93 tells us more.
I just wanted to clarify that later he felt bad and asked if I was fine, which I was. I also laughed at my clumsiness... I was even the one to close that door! Oops. I cleaned the mark (which he hasn't come home to see yet) and there is no violence... It's a funny story within our families now since I'm actually well known to be clumsy!
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PIGaming 21
Sadly, I am sure that if this happened to one of my friends, I will would do the same...
pdp_fml 21
What do you say to everyone? "I used Windex on the glass!
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PIGaming 21
Sadly, I am sure that if this happened to one of my friends, I will would do the same...
michaelaranda 28
and who could blame you? op, try not to worry about it
SarcasticShade 16
You just need to face what's happened to you.
pdp_fml 21
What do you say to everyone? "I used Windex on the glass!
dca101 23
Wash it anyway? Also I had to lol at this one.
ViRepz 28
The man said Leave It Be.
isuckok 11
The man isn't always right.
SgtAssCheeks 21
in this case, he is.
lenamartinovic 13
There is something to tell the kids!! (Assuming you two stay together, if not, let's pretend this comment never happened)
ohSNAPyall 27
Way to hedge your bets. O_o
SexyQueen0905 24
Ahh, the botched dramatic exit. On the bright side, that always ends the argument. If it bothers you that much, which it shouldn't, "accidentally" walk into it again and wipe it with your finger. Problem solved.
Alexzandriah 9
I honestly would of made sure you were okay and then laughed my ass off.
Ambient25 25
Make sure she was ok, make up for the argument with dinner, flowers, something, and then laugh about it... Ugh I'm a hopeless romantic lol
thedeadmen 14
Are u sure he cares about u ?
thedeadmen 14
My best friend died after he walked in a glass door its not a funny thing he should have checked if she is ok not sitting there laughing
thedeadmen 14
**** u bitch
thedeadmen 14
Noorfml i wana see ur face when u lose someone then talk about tragic and insensitive
fakedsincerity 32
if he didn't laugh I'd think he was a boring old fart.
magiczebra 9
#16 I'd love to know how you can die from walking into a door. Unless you charged it head on, the worse you can do is a mild concussion.
KatieMajestic 17
Happens to the best of us. And the worst of us.
Soundslikeothers 15
As long as you weren't seriously hurt so what have a good laugh as well.
Ecudaniel 16
Wouldn't you do the same op?