Anonymous
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Work sucks
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
failedfather
Ferntree Gully, Australia
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
dck128
United States
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Anonymous
Malvern, United States
Chub rub
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice day for it
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Dafawk
Potty
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
Anonymous
United States
Amplified
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Looks like we made it… Oh.
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
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SexyQueen0905 24
That's disgusting and horrible for the other Disney goers. He should know how to use a toilet by now; make him clean it.
ZomBgal 12
I have to wonder if he was being mean about it. Were the stalls all full and Junior couldn't hold it any longer. Or was he just being a lil' shit?
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Comments (102)
radiocaf 29
Apparently commenting with anything other than a joke gets severely thumbed down, despite this being something no human being over 5 should even consider, let alone do, so I'm not going to say anything.
alycion 39
I think it's more blame the parents are getting third down. Yeah, poor parenting could cause these issues, but some people understand that even the best parents can have kids that do bad things and there is no way of knowing which is which form a few sentence glimpse into a life. We weren't even given enough I go to know if it was an accident or on purpose.
glabberfasted 16
And yet you did say something.
Curlytwirly22 17
Ground him for 2 weeks
shivamb 19
Well, I guess you can say that, *takes of glasses* shitty probelm
SrakaSrakasta 20
FYL? But it was you who raised him! **** the life of everyone else around your uncultured, disgusting spawn
DragonDude 24
Well, that's a shitty situation.
elusiveshame 22
Parenting fail
sanecatlady 13
Although I'm an adult Disney fan I may never get to go to Disney World because of my fear and dislike of flying, crowds, heat, noise, and screeching kids. Now I have something new and disgusting to add to the list, thanks OP.
creepyclowntown 10
Disney world is suppose to make you feel younger but not that literally
Xx_avis_xX 3
The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.
Not_Impressed13 9
Rub his nose in it!