Anonymous
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Work sucks
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
failedfather
Ferntree Gully, Australia
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
dck128
United States
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Anonymous
Malvern, United States
Chub rub
Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice day for it
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Dafawk
Potty
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
Anonymous
United States
Amplified
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
heyyoitsapotato
United States
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Anonymous
San Jose, United States
Looks like we made it… Oh.
Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML
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SexyQueen0905 24
That's disgusting and horrible for the other Disney goers. He should know how to use a toilet by now; make him clean it.
ZomBgal 12
I have to wonder if he was being mean about it. Were the stalls all full and Junior couldn't hold it any longer. Or was he just being a lil' shit?
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Comments (102)
brandoneyez1 25
Does he not like disney?
LaLince 40
YDI. Instead of writing a FML, you should teach your son how to use a toilet.
mosquito19 14
some people just should not reproduce
Sweetpea22 14
I am guessing you're one of the people who shouldn't reproduce.
papayeya 18
Time to let him know why what he did is bad? and what he should do next time even if is in hurry... and punishment (Like grounding for a dat) and if he did it again it will go to a week...
NObamaCrat 0
Haha! that's pretty funny. OP I hope your kid turns out alright, give or take 10 years or so. Still if not, careful now 'cause he might turn out to become one of those shit smearin' Democrats in the future.
NotAddictive 6
Why do I get the feeling you try to relate all of your comments back to politics?
apu_nahasapeemap 10
Right #28, cuz only a Dem would crap on the floor. Gotcha.
justtheotherguy 12
Lmbo, ydi
mrmozard 4
Third world style.
Steve95401 49
Walt Disney would be spinning in his cryogenic chamber if he had seen that happen.
anticulas 12
highly doubt he would spin. he is dead, frozen to around -273° C, and nothing moves in those conditions
perdix 31
Should have invested in the Speedpass option! It works in the toilets, too, y'know.
JMichael 26
Haha damn. Your kids a real ********.
mjt123 7
Mean.