Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Spotted
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
MenstruallyFrustrated
Surprise, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
juliette
Tucson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bye bye loser
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Please do it
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Faithful
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Heartbroken
🌶️ Spicy
Kinda sus
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Filing for divorce
United States
Bad sign
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
that1guy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
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mnmolino 14
Maybe dead animals turn him on?
WeAreAHurricane 14
He's just looking for game.... (bad pun, I know...)
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Comments (346)
livingtolaugh1 0
i hope u dumped his ass
amandaleigh716 0
I hunt..... Hahaha yous are all morons
Haha_no_123 11
Maybe he's hunting more than just animals? Better find out before you end up with an STD or something
mikimoo 0
wel that sucks haha
marcosh 0
Condoms are used on rifles to prevent water or dirt from entering the muzzle while the rifle is hoisted
lilpixie21 11
OP and everyone else saying he could be cheating, it may not be the case because in hunting or if you go out field, condoms can save your life they can hold 10 liters of water and I know I'm in the army it's a requirement for part of the survival kit because if you're stuck out field with no bottles or anything to hold water you'll need to catch the water somehow and they don't take a lot of room for something that can hold ten liters liquid In case none of you know you're a dead man after three days without consuming any from of liquid
ChristineAnn58 8
Please tell me you said something. Otherwise you're a complete idiot and he's probably done it more than once. Stick up for yourself! Don't let a tool walk all over you and use you.
DonareGa 8
Brokeback Mountain!
gLeek67 0
I know what you should hunt
imperialtl 12
Well maybe he uses them to jerk the chicken. Saves the mess ???