Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Suave
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
Freudian slip
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Top comments
jbizzle2688 6
Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.
AugustBurnsToast 14
That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit
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Comments (107)
KILLERTOAST13 4
uggh creepy-ass fetishes
RedPillSucks 33
Ass fetishes are good... Come on, every one sing... I like big butts and I ... No??
dougierocks 13
I think he was saying nom.. Hard to talk with your mouth full..
tinyyperezzz 0
My husband calls me mommy and I call him daddy
sulhaq 4
Oedipus would love your bf.
laurenmacias 0
Time for Botox
ejjamael 5
STACY MOM!!!!!
tbonesgurl 0
Totally creepy
winner_by_error_fml 0
You're my sister.....you're my sister!
redtigerlily 5
Cringe.
stephlink 0
Looks like someone had a rough childhood.