ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
motherlover
Hoffman Estates, United States
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
ooblie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Suave
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
liz1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
someonevexed
Germany
Freudian slip
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Top comments
jbizzle2688 6
Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.
AugustBurnsToast 14
That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit
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Comments (107)
monkey27 0
Awkward?????
muffinstump 0
So did Randel in "clerks" :p
wildsweetchild 19
I guess, after all Freud was right ..
Jewnut 0
but callin your man daddy is just fine? lol anyways naaaasssstttyyyy
tarickman 13
Paging Dr. Freud
writergirl23 19
Slip of the tongue. I used to call my teachers mum all the time even the male ones. Even sometimes call my twin sister and best friend it when I had it in my head to say their names. I hate it but can't help it.
fryebaby33 12
Personally I would dump him... But it's your choice..
ironhead_fml 20
Yuk!
iamcoolyo 5
Thats scary, tell his mother!
RedPillSucks 33
That would be an awkward conversation... OP: So.... While I was having sex with your son, ... mom: While you were WHAT???!!!! OP: Erm... Did I say sex? I meant, while I was admiring his pex, He called me "Mom" mom: Well, damn. He calls me by your name when we're having sex, so it's all good.
LAX4life56 1
It shows you control him..