ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
motherlover
Hoffman Estates, United States
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
ooblie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Suave
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
liz1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
someonevexed
Germany
Freudian slip
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Top comments
jbizzle2688 6
Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.
AugustBurnsToast 14
That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit
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Comments (107)
groupleader 7
The little mother f'er...lol
hateevryone 15
that awkward moment.......
dr00ms 0
Lmfao it's ok for girls to call their boyfriends dad or daddy but not the other way?
krez 20
Yes.
apedraza15 0
That sucks for u
SDog_TM 4
OMG!! That must ve been so ... awkward - is an understatement.
ellie_xo 5
that had to be sooooo awkward!
marxistbkly 3
Everyone is focusing on the sexual aspect. Calling OP "mom" could have been his way of telling her she is an annoying shrew. OP: two fingers not three. Rub it in a circular direction not up and down. Counterclockwise. I'll just rub it myself you clearly fon't know what you're doing. BF:okay mom. Now who looks bad?
Jaoriprilj 17
Lol. Maybe you're right. :)
Jaoriprilj 17
Ouch. Maybe it was a term of endearment? O_o
AninOnin 24
You should've just rolled with it and been like "Dad ;D"
anthony99 14
Is his name Sterling Archer?