ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
motherlover
Hoffman Estates, United States
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
ooblie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Suave
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
liz1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
someonevexed
Germany
Freudian slip
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Top comments
jbizzle2688 6
Thats pretty sick. Then again I dont even like when my girl calls me daddy like some guys like.
AugustBurnsToast 14
That's just a little creepy...just a little...just a tiny bit
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Comments (107)
Eternal94 10
Which one worst? Calling you "mom" during sex or calling other woman name ?!?!
unagi_fml 9
Howard Wolowitz Syndrome
Jannettecooks 1
For heavens sake, he wasn't thinking of his mom. Haven't you ever called a friend mom, or your child the dogs name? He knew who you were, he was just spacey because he was having such a good time. I'm sure he's bothered a lot more than you about calling you that.
jessesgirl_10_4 1
wow...someone has mommy issues...
KriiFahMoro 9
He sounds like a real mamas-boy. Lol
rhoyalstorm 12
WTF?!!!!
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Talk about a Freudian slip!
RedPillSucks 33
Freud wearing a slip. Now I'd pay to see that.
yummcookie 0
A Freudian slip is where you mean one thing but you say your mother.
Rabidkid 14
Stiflers mom?
santel_fml 8
OMG WTF