Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hobart, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Mitchellbassists
Dayton, United States
Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
Anonymous
Herndon, United States
Lost the fight
Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run…" then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML
Anonymous
United States
Invasion
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Beesmakemerun
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
bees
Lancaster, United States
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Ouchies
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7
That never ends well.
ycrem0n 21
Could be worse, at least it wasn't a tracker jackers' nest
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ycrem0n 21
Could be worse, at least it wasn't a tracker jackers' nest
niadanac1 3
Did you just reference the movie honey 2?
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
he was definitely referencing the hunger games
imparfit42 7
#28 it's from The Hunger Games...
niadanac1 3
Naw I'm pretty sure its from honey 2... Thanks though.
TheDrudgeChild 4
34 - trust US, it's the Hunger Games.
niadanac1 3
Well I saw both movies recently thanks to my girlfriend. Perhaps they both sucked so terrible they just ran together.
karkid619 8
Are you retarded?
DawnShadow_fml 5
Please tell me they did NOT just say the hunger games was terrible.
koolkat27 13
^it just depends on your taste in books/movies. I didn't think it was that good, merely overrated at best.
DawnShadow_fml 5
78 You sir have no taste.
biscuit1080 0
Are you ******* kidding me.
biscuit1080 0
Niadanac1, what the ****. That is DEFINITELY the Hunger Games.
saywhaat12 2
All their hornet cousins might come after you now
HighGTurn 12
One word... Run
kyarush 10
A hornets nest? On a lawn?.... Suspicious
Stiggy626 25
probably a yellow jacket nest. they're just holes in the ground
chesoes 8
0-o wierd and by that i mean leave him & find someone else that doesnt call yu mom wen ur havin sex with them
onlychildFTW 34
Wrong FML! Nice try though! And leaving your bf for calling her mom by accident, WAY OVER REACTION! Mistakes happen.
siickman 7
Lol wtf i was reading comments about running and i see yours and im like did i switch FMLs .. Then i noticed you are just an idiot... 1) your comment is in the wrong location.. 2) you over reacted .. You dont leave someone just cuz a mom slips out during sex..
upsidedownfrownn 5
What! Haha one minute I'm reading about hunger games and how terrible the movie was and now ...
onlychildFTW 34
That really, well, just sucks man. I hope you didn't get stung to badly. At least no more hornets nest. You taught them it's your property, and they gotta stay off/out!
annihil8or 15
Just cuz he ran over the nest doesn't mean it's destroyed
onlychildFTW 34
He ran over it with a lawn mower. Moving parts, sharp blades, fast speeds. It's a decent assumption that he destroyed it.
linkinpark98 24
Time to run like Hell.
perdix 31
Did you get stung all over your dragon tattoo?
TheDrudgeChild 4
Haha, i got the reference. Greatest book series ever!
laden_swallow09 35
How can you miss it?
MeGustaa 2
I hope you know , your gonna turn into the green hornet .. It'll happen soon , be ready .
False_Stupidity 42
Hornets: 1 OP: 0 I'm sure they intentionally built there as a trap.