Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hobart, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Mitchellbassists
Dayton, United States
Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
Anonymous
Herndon, United States
Lost the fight
Today, I found a hornet's nest in the backyard, so I called my brother over to take a look. He said "Hmm, wonder how fast you can run…" then hurled a rock at the nest and sprinted back to the house. I wasn't so fast. I now feel like someone's beaten me half to death with a cactus. FML
Anonymous
United States
Invasion
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Beesmakemerun
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
bees
Lancaster, United States
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Ouchies
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7
That never ends well.
ycrem0n 21
Could be worse, at least it wasn't a tracker jackers' nest
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Retr0rainbowguts 4
jack lived a simple life, working hard day in and day out to keep the love of his life happy and well off. She was a beauty, men just fell at her feet and did everything they could to provide for her. That day the sun was shining, the wind carried the scent of spring flowers and promise. Jack was eager to out shine the other men and really star is his beautys eyes. He would be her protector, the father of her children, and die to defend her. He set out early in search of the perfect flowers to please her. While on his hunt he was unaware of the horrors sneaking up in the distance. While the grass blew in the breeze and the flowers swayed on their stems, others where being ground up and spit out. Lost in a mulch of decaying earth. Jack returned only moments later to find his home in ruins. The other men gone or obliterated. panicked he went to her, she had been cut wide open, and in her dying words she asked "Jack... what is FML?" And died among her many children.
Fmylife107 5
I love the hunger games reference! Plus I hope those little buggers died painfully! I hope you didn't get stung!!
saturnsonic 3
been there ,done that!