Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
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Top comments
PennyLane27 32
Hope you're not the same guy who is allergic to Benadryl!
Dave_Davington 34
You should really bee more careful.
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Comments (9)
PennyLane27 32
Hope you're not the same guy who is allergic to Benadryl!
RichardPencil 32
If the mower sounded like angry bees, wouldn't the real bees be scared of them and fly away?
Dave_Davington 34
You should really bee more careful.
Sammeydw 22
She may have been as careful as she could be, we don't know. I have seen bees repurpose old + abandoned rabbit dens , when there were few options available.
MrSassypants 34
This remind me of when Jerry Seinfeld played a bee in a movie about bees. At least this situation was better than that.
PaulieXP 16
Aren't hives supposed to be in trees or somewhere elevated? What was in doing on the ground?
Sammeydw 22
As unusual as it sounds. I have found beehives in bushes, and wasp nests in parts of a house ( lucky always outside ). So not too surprising.
Cali 57
AFAIK there are actually "Ground Bees" that burrow and live underground. I am not an entomologist, but I think I remember my mom describing them after I stepped on a hole and got stung as a kid. (shrugs)
TMO2142 25
Hope you are ok and didnt get stung