Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
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Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
Stupid survey? Be nicer and maybe more people would give you birthday wishes! Sorry op, that sucks. Happy birthday!
GotBrains 0
Happy birthday! I suppose we'll see another FML by tomorrow saying " today I received more birthday greetings on FML than I ever had IRL or on Facebook, FML" Sry OP, there ARE worse things in life.
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Comments (65)
TheFamilyElf 17
Stupid survey? Be nicer and maybe more people would give you birthday wishes! Sorry op, that sucks. Happy birthday!
ladyLALAA 29
Yeah OP, it could have been worse, it could have been from your **** account! However, happy birthday I hope you ended up getting an amazing cake!
thiscrazything 1
Yes, things could always be worse, look at it this way, you have a whole new year to make new friends, so that next year they can celebrate your birthday! Good luck and happy birthday, OP.
siickman 7
12 is making a refrence to an earlier FML lol insiders are great :)
PostItSticker 11
Time to get a life OP... Or atleast go outside... Hope it gets better
kateRAWR 4
Ahhhh , is that your dog ? Its sooo cute !
rcgirl2 11
Happy Birthday?
Old_Man_Jenkins 0
Damn surveys
TheDrudgeChild 4
Hope OP enjoys having his inbox spammed by that thing for the next 5 months. Yeah, happy birthday.
rainbowbigbird 7
The gift that keeps on giving.
Ruffclue 9
Happy Birthday OP. you still have whole day i m pretty sure people are gonna give you birthday wish sooner or later. cheer up : )
GotBrains 0
Happy birthday! I suppose we'll see another FML by tomorrow saying " today I received more birthday greetings on FML than I ever had IRL or on Facebook, FML" Sry OP, there ARE worse things in life.
chris36taylor 2
You get what you give ;)
monkeywrench1 10
Now you see who's your real friends are. (hint: the survey people) (;
ninjadinos 14
Hey, at least somebody was thinking about you. Happy birthday, OP! I'd say have a good one but... :/
ycrem0n 21
Well you came to right place, Happy Birthday!