Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I realized the fastest way to wake up isn't from an alarm clock. It's from the warm, wet sensation of your old and senile cat peeing on you and your bed. I swear he was smiling. FML
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
4am is about the time when your eyelids and other face muscles might twitch from dreaming. Your cat was probably drawn by the movement. Maybe it wanted to check on its favorite human's wellbeing. Or maybe the fur ball was about to viciously attack your twitching nose. With cats, it's a coin toss.
KillerChipmunk 15
Of course! They gotta make sure you're still alive and so you can feed them in the morning!
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Comments (29)
Silvershield 14
It is! My cat licks my nose in the middle of the night to wake me up, just so she can get comfy against the pillow.
samlovesham1234 9
It's your cat's way of saying "wake up and feed me DAMN IT!!"
great_nate 26
Aww! That cat was just being a cat.
Witchylady 18
Your cat was just saying good morning. How could you not find that endearing
BabyCakes818 16
My cat does the same thing. I yell at her to go back to sleep and then she crawls up alongside my back. ^.^
Lindsey15 2
You have to be prepared for anything when you get a cat. cat ownership rule #687.
Jay18 22
sad pusso
DanielleinDC 34
Really, though, this is F-your cat's life. She was trying to say hello to her mom and nearly went flying. The nice thing about living with a cat who's part British shorthair is she won't touch her nose to me at 4:00 a.m. She will, however, knock things off the tables.
allherenotthere 4
Sometimes my roommate's cat decides that 3 am is the perfect time to jump down from the windowsill on to my stomach. Note, this is my roommate's f***ing cat.
Silvertigre 14
Could have been a lot worse. It could have been a spider.