Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML
Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML
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281go 4
I'm pretty sure your mom planned that before time.......
happyhak 5
Through all this chaos and havoc, I have only 1 question: Your mother gets drunk and the first thing she does is take out the garbage?
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Comments (108)
kimuchi_warui 4
awwww
SilenNex 0
thats haaaaaaawwwwt!
xKianaLynn 0
is she really fat or old & wrinkly? if so FHisL
xXLenaXx 0
"what? your really really really hot guy friend is coming to our house? GARBAGE-TAKING-OUT-IN-PANTIES TIME."
PooPooHeadInc 0
is she a milf?
Football_5tar_JR 0
3-some?!
CrazyCatCookin 0
Omg he saw tummy and legs he prolly had dirty thoughts and is now going to sleep around wit erryone ya know. sucks 4 u.
happyhak 5
Through all this chaos and havoc, I have only 1 question: Your mother gets drunk and the first thing she does is take out the garbage?
ieatzombiebrains 0
pics or it didn't happen :P
Oreosbff 0
I just imagined this situation with my bf and my mom and...yea wow fhl and fyl lolol
locklock 0
was she wearing a bra?
EmmieIsMyName 0
obviously not, if she was in just black panties...
Helbo 0
Ydi for not helping your alcoholic mother.
bishoprsv2 0
#20 fails. She's wearing nothing but panties. That means she didn't have a shirt. Plus since she was drunk she was probably acting like an idiot.
Tikwichka 5
ha! I love the drunk mum stories.
bubbarific 0
in Soviet Russia, panties wear you!
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
that's when you either laugh it off, pretend it's normal like, 'yeah that's my half naked mom so what?' OR back out of the driveway & spend the night at his place
EddieYoung1991 0
no GRABAGE-TAKING OUT WHILE EMBARRESING MY DAUGHTER time
destinyisdead 5
bet he got a bonerXD
phantom956 2
lol talk about a date bonus
CrazyCatCookin 0
How am I a fail I still don't see it as a big deal to see boobs. You'd better not go into an art gallery or google without kiddie block on if you think someone seeing your moms boobs is an fml.
The_Fonz_fml 0
dude chill maybe she just doesn't want her bf to picture her family as a bunch of freaks
CrazyCatCookin 0
well they shouldn't try to be something they're not. join a freak show
iSitt 0
if she's a Milf then it shows you have good genes
bcoolplz 1
video or it didnt happen
jamieeeee 0
hot
wallythedolly 0
#9-if she looked like you, then fhislife.
I_have_no_clue 0
61 ftw
aardvarkish 17
16, just because she's a mylf, that doesn't make her a milf!
furburger 0
Bubbarific. Give. It. A. Rest. These jokes of yours are not funny anywhere on the planet. You're like, "Ooh, it's so cool... I'm the guy that stole someone else's joke and have made it my own thing for the past couple of weeks. I now have value." Sad and pathetic.
xXLenaXx 0
61, is your face as shit as your humour? Cos in that case, I totally understand the lack of profile photo, man, I really feel for ya. :
Grrrr82 0
trash can was full of beer cans and taco bell wrappers, had to be taken care of
J3RZ3Y 0
61 and 67 wins.... fatality soon???
dgaf247 0
cougar alert!
megamandude455 10
hey happyhak, what's your picture?
kroms001_fml 0
what are you all talking about, 9 is HOT. stupid people suck, stop being dumb.
boating_guy 33
if milf --> 3some if not, fyl...but maybe kinda hot? or still just a total fail
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
Him: Today, I went to my girlfriends house. When I pulled in the driveway I saw her old wrinkly mom taking out the garbage wearing nothing but lacy black panties. FML
HeroOfMi 0
lol/ur an ass @ 61. pure lol @ 67.
foshizzle33 0
shit
MhP_fml 0
wow. no1 has posted wincest yet. WINCEST
GarryG 0
lol, I hate it when ppl with no pics harass ppl that actually have the decency to put one up, I mean like in mine that's actually me. but I'm a musician and I put that one up cuz of promotions and fun ;)
wilkshire13 0
I love how there be so many Aussies postnatal :D
wilkshire13 0
postin* bloddy iPod and anti-flood
metalfan333 0
pics or it didnt happen xD
Laxer21 0
ydi for saying mum.
BrittanyNicole83 0
this never would have happened if op took the garbage out like she was asked before she left with her bf....
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Thats pretty sick! to see you mom like that! and its also embarrising! I feel sorry for you! FYL :D
Mike1313 0
wonder what he was thinking or if he was staring. :d
baileyw 0
that's hot
im_banned 0
o wow that's suks dick
schwancy 2
so has he called you back yet? . . .
im_banned 0
I doubt it
aardvarkish 17
He most likely called the mom.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Shouldn't it be "shined"? I wonder if your mom had the ol' 'deer-in-the-headlights' look.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Shone works better than shown...
perdix 31
Did someone call a doctor? M. D. Threesome just showed up!
MaraMacK 0
haha 8. sucks for you op
iheartGnR 1
wow.. that's unexpected.