Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
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Top comments
xMrAndyTranx 4
Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass
musicislife1995_fml 0
your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating ***** with a grotty ******.
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Comments (73)
xMrAndyTranx 4
Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass
drsheena 0
that's why you don't get into relationships with a hooker.
darebear331 4
That should be a song or something.
musicislife1995_fml 0
your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating ***** with a grotty ******.
brick0 11
Grotty ******. I love the word choice
TheLoneWolf87 4
STDs: The gift that keeps on giving! Merry Christmas
magenkyo 0
tell everyone that she has it. take your ring back
perdix 31
You should have given her a pubic zirconium instead.
k43L1 0
worthy comment of +10 hilarity
DanielleTheOne 3
LOL ur comments are always so funny.. But did you get that from shanaynay?? lol if u dont know what it is then nvm
peacelove1297 0
omg I love shanaynay
DanielleTheOne 3
LOL same :D
brownsugarbear 1
cubic? o.O
alexm501 0
I see what you did there
boredomkills89 0
What a bitch. i would slap the taste out of her mouth.
schwinn11 0
ok-here's what you do. wait a week, call her back and tell her you tested positive for HIV. it really wont fix nothing but it will be funny for awhile. once that wears off go put sugar in her gas tank, and take a baseball bat to the dude she cheated with
Punderous 0
That was Epic, Perdix.
Brookiepooh 0
That Makes So Mad. id kick her ass.
koifish81 0
I'd slap that bitch , fyl indeed