Today, I ate the last Hot Pocket in the house. My little brother threw a temper tantrum and poured a bucket of water all over my desk and Macbook. My mom’s response? “Aw he’s just a little boy.” My brother is 13. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, I realized just how fragile and idiotic my brother is. At a family get together, I bought a giant box of popsicles for all the kids to enjoy. He refused to let his sons have one, because according to him, “it looks gay”. I swear my mother found him by the road or something. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, my younger brother broke his Switch in a fit of gamer rage. When my dad refused to buy him a new one, he had a massive tantrum. Later, he dunked mine in the toilet since it "wasn't fair" that I still had a Switch and he didn't. My parents beat him, but they won't buy me a new one. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
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peterblackmer91 12
Wow. Bad parenting.
Charlie Given 28
sounds like your brother is a spoiled brat and revenge is a dish best served cold
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Comments (8)
Charlie Given 28
sounds like your brother is a spoiled brat and revenge is a dish best served cold
jrn 14
Revenge is a Cold Pocket
peterblackmer91 12
Wow. Bad parenting.
princess_stabitty 20
Aww, and it's parents who are responsible for their little boys - so mom better pay for a new Mac.
Brigfture 7
I’d do the same, I don’t like macbooks
rainbowdonnareed 18
What is mom going to say when he's 20? Jeez is your dad around? Can you move out?
DrSamba1 8
A relative of mine once lashed into me with an expletive-filled rant over something that was none of her business. I told another relative about it because part of the rant was directed at the second relative's mother. When the first one got wind of it, she started into a second rant, and then her mother started on how I threw her under the bus and I should be the responsible adult because I was 60 and she was a young girl. She was 25 at the time. Hardly a child.