Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
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anniesaysbueno 0
sorry you had putting up with other peoples shit.. hehe
leedsrhinos 0
unluckky but what kind of place do you work in seriously?
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Comments (109)
Iloveyewrawrr 0
OH MY GOD! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
lcharlie 0
yeah fml. but seriously, that happened to once too (a coworker asked me to clean the men's washroom because the toilet was clogged). i flat out said no. unless you're the janitor, it shouldn't be part of your job description to do these types of things.
xabuko 0
that shit is nasty...sucks u had to clean that up!!!
Chris968 0
People are disgusting. A few weeks ago someone took a shit in one of the AISLES in my grocery store.
tenniskettle 0
wow that exact thing has happened to me before, i feel your pain.
Colby_Colbert 0
been there, i feel ur pain
lmmmr 0
Don't you have to have biohazard training to clean up any sort of bodily fluid?
KP88 0
I thought so too. But apparently my bosses think otherwise :(
Invioletlight 0
#12-you should die.
InkGothical 0
Ugh. People are simply disgusting. How the hell does that happen?
Invioletlight 0
oh I mean number 14- you should die.