Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
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Top comments
anniesaysbueno 0
sorry you had putting up with other peoples shit.. hehe
leedsrhinos 0
unluckky but what kind of place do you work in seriously?
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Comments (109)
iLIAMMM 0
You should have just turned on the water and left..duh. Anyway, that blows. But I lolled.
anniesaysbueno 0
sorry you had putting up with other peoples shit.. hehe
SeventhFonons 0
I love you
zeldar 0
You sir, are a god.
redroses5 0
I would quit the moment they asked me to do that shit... lol
maria12_fml 0
Boohoo! Obviously you've never had kids. They poop so much, and some boys pee on you when you try and change them. Well I guess a adult poo is more vicious than a babys tho.
bexox 0
1) No, not everyone has had kids. You're probably one of those people that shows everyone their kid pictures when no one cares. 2) Your own kid's poo is less scary than diseased feces from an unknown source. That is why it is clearly an FML. 3) Learn about birth control.
Heelix 0
Guess you've never cleaned up some unknown persons shit in the toilet. Screw you Where were you working? China?
maria12_fml 0
You should have left it for the new kid
lesp 6
Maybe OP IS "the new kid."
macbenz 0
thank you for posting a real fml!
TheLetterZero 7
Your pet llama got to clean it?
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Wow. Who the hell craps in a sink? o_O **** the life of the therapist who has to deal with the insane sink crapper.
e11e 0
agree with #19. this sink-crapper needs to be caught before he f***s up another public restroom