Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I panicked when I realized two of my diaries were missing. I turned the house upside down, and found them in the guest room, tucked away in a dresser drawer. My only visitor in the last six months was my mom. I’m 37 years old. FML
Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML
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Top comments
iJack 0
Oh damn! That sucks. Write and entry and put a lot of explicit stuff that you do and dont tell her, and keep getting worse until you write "JK"
L10N 0
Awwwwwww. thats invasion of privacy. FYL
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Comments (147)
Nettaj 0
Lol poor you!
lmmmr 0
There are lots of things worse than having your mother read your diary.
kewlcat 0
Like having your brother read it...and then bug you about it..
humorizer 14
Nobody said it was the worst thing. Well, I haven't read all the comments yet, but still.
Dalarsco 0
So? There are lots of worse stuff that can happen to you than the stuff that gets posted on FML. It's asinine to argue that just because other people have worse lives someone shouldn't be bummed about something like this.
musicfairy15 0
Or having your brother read it, showing it to your sister who tells your parents, then having him read entries outloud to the whole bus.
burtonboard97 0
did any one else notice that the numbers are out of order?
mydgmax 0
that's why you shouldnt write diaries
razzledazzle914 0
or your sister who writes comments
iHavetoPiss 0
LOL.
qwerty4321 0
How is that "LOL?" OP, use a password protected input method now.
L10N 0
Awwwwwww. thats invasion of privacy. FYL
st0815 9
It is, but moms are nosy. So YDI for keeping a diary in the first place.
shostakovich 0
#17 — So the OP shouldn't keep a diary because they're automatically prone to having it read? Well, in that case, I shouldn't use the internet, because I'm automatically prone to having my computer hijacked at any moment. Or, I shouldn't go to any floor other than the ground floor of a building due to the possibility of falling out of the building.
threeputtgreen 0
she also shouldn't go outside because any man could rape her
Bumlove89 0
#17, I guess she deserves it for having a mom too, huh? Plenty of girls keep diaries, but that does not mean people have the right to read them.
Danieeru 0
#40, that comment made my day.
lilacwords 0
Yeah, I guess, but I throw mine away so no one can read them.
Ric3ball 0
#22- amen
KingDingALing 9
dont write anything that you dont want anyone to read Simple as that
jawaqueen 1
#17, alot of people have diaries or journals. OP should have hid it better thats all.
nwc020 0
haha what a good mother
Boweezee 0
That sucks. :/
crazy_cat_lady24 0
WTF? I would be so incredibly angry, how can she just openly betray you like that?
MsMegaroo 0
Did ur mom like steal it from u or something?? This FML is confusing
GR3453m0nk3y 4
no dumbfuck, her mom just happened to find it and then read through it and wrote in it
TheLetterZero 7
That was never stated in the FML, all we know is that the mother read through it and put comments in it. So shut up.
kaylapple 1
wow youre stupid. its clearly stated that the diary was long lost.?
jjjaks 0
It's people like you who make other blondes look bad.
RebekahBrooke 9
Are you retarded? Stop making blondes look like bimbos.
MissSarcasm01 18
You're stupidity hurts.
BAbyR 0
yay Pennsylvania! lol and that sucks
TheLetterZero 7
Another bad mother.
Overcast117 5
Were they insightful?
kseeful 0
no, really, were they?