Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
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Top comments
YourEvilHero 12
let it hatch it's the right thing to do
liveyourlife_191 8
Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL
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Comments (101)
jemmers 13
Am I the only one who thinks every single comment for this FML is stupid and the posters have no imagination?
OhHushDear 11
I guess so.
docscientist 10
Way to carry on the tradition, 18.
Michael_92 20
@18 Your comment takes the cake for the stupidest one of them all. :)
silentbutfunny 0
Better then holding it in and popping a blood vessel
Danni91 8
Why would it hatch? Its only a little hematoma.
WCARlover 35
were you just trying to sound smart by using the word "hematoma"?
WCARlover 35
Why were you so close to the faucet in the first place?
BayleeTheLlama 3
That's cute
whitekid1497 7
So when are you due?
Dcm210 19
shouldn't you have covered you nose?
RrLSf19 0
Ouch!
Lauren324 18
Maybe OP is a little person... On a stool.. So she's close to the faucet.. Yaaa.
DocBastard 40
That's the drain bamage talking. Er, the braid namage. I mean flowers smell good. Wait...what?
Michael_92 20
The flowers are talking and brain damage smells good is what I think you meant ;)
thisisastalker 7
^ fail