Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
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Top comments
bobulant 0
Am I the only one who finds this cool?
Dapsen 0
awesome :D
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Comments (117)
Dapsen 0
awesome :D
MattBC97 4
People on FML are G A Y
Tasanasanta 0
11-That must be why you're here..
FootballFreak4 3
What did 11 say? His comment is moderated.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op u mstve been horny!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Step on a crack and you'll break your mommas back. Step under a ladder and your forehead'll get fatter!
the_flirtt 0
girls like that.
KingDingALing 9
OP is the Devil! :O
bravesfan112233 0
11 has words of wisdom
ily1210 10
i just laughed harder than ive laughed in a long time. fyl hard though wear a hat maybe?
Stalker191 0
Bride's mom pays for the wedding...
hockeylover7171 0
op I'd probably really horny
hockeylover7171 0
srry op is probably really horny (damn you Apple autocorrect)
iSitt 0
piercing extremists pay big money for that.
SirSantpoort 0
You cant talk 49.. They say you dont have a soul...
ladies_man217 0
I really wanna say something clever to this but I can't think of anything :/
shortstuff9519 0
do they look cool
Tasanasanta 0
11 said everyone on FML is gay
MissErikaHart 0
u prolly have a big head
KiddNYC1O 22
see a doctor... lmfao
ichliebedich_fml 0
Do you guys know that you can turn auto correct off?
boyguydudemalema 0
you ******* derserved that for ******* cursing D:<
sarahbella101 7
well, thats what you get for walking under a ladder.
bobulant 0
Am I the only one who finds this cool?
Colonel_256 0
Nah it is cool
sisl20 0
lol 6 seeing ur lic i wudnt be talking
sisl20 0
pic* >.<
partridgeA 0
I agree with 23
megamandude455 10
also considering your pic is a pikachu with a bloody mouth and a headless person, you must be cynical
rottentomatoes 7
you'll be like hellboy :D
suppressed08 2
Just needs a huge cigar and a pistol ;)
awesomechick618 0
yyeessshhh :D
suppressed08 2
DEMON :) Too bad it's a month and a half till halloween
Exeedingmango 0
DEVIL!!!
WolfsGuns 0
i laughed wen i read this ;)
thescottymo 4
me too! :P
christa953 12
ydi! that is all
xxxbooxxx 16
ydi for cursing. you really are the devil.
xxxbooxxx 16
he cursed. cursing=bad
xxxbooxxx 16
in some peoples book it does.
ClaireBear9087 0
xxxboxxx i personally am a Christian but it sometimes slips! im not the devil for that.. and if youre so good.. ive bet youve at least thought toyourself, awww shit!, before, thinking it is just as bad as saying it. its not a good habit to make but through Jesus we can ask for forgiveness. he isnt the frickin devil
illmatic2 16
I can't read minds but, I think he was joking.
xxxbooxxx 16
yesh.. I was joking. but I don't really like when people curse.. especially the ones that over use it..
executivemom 0
At least you don't look lopsided?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Op you're an idiot, it's not Friday the 13th!