Today, my “best friend” threw me under the bus and got me fired from my job, possibly getting charges pressed against me. She told on me for sweethearting (ringing up one item when she'd bought multiple items) her, all because I’m dating a guy she likes. She didn’t even tell me she liked him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker, who I thought was my “friend,” threw me under the bus and showed my boss all the texts I'd sent talking shit about her. I was sacked. I confronted him and told him I thought we were friends. He replied, “The mouse is friend of the cheese, it doesn’t mean he’s not gonna eat it.” FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my newly ex-boyfriend, who is also my co-worker, threw me under the bus about our relationship, except he claimed it was a one-sided relationship. I offered to show the consensual texts between us, but he insisted it’s “Photoshopped.” I was fired anyway. FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
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MidnaLink 35
So basically, you five-finger-discounted her a few times, and then got fired for it. Admittedly her reason is petty as hell, but because you let her steal you get no sympathy.
Dumbum123 19
You were aiding and abetting a criminal. And, yeah, I agree with MidnaLink. You get no sympathy. Consider yourself lucky if you don't get charged.
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MidnaLink 35
So basically, you five-finger-discounted her a few times, and then got fired for it. Admittedly her reason is petty as hell, but because you let her steal you get no sympathy.
Dumbum123 19
You were aiding and abetting a criminal. And, yeah, I agree with MidnaLink. You get no sympathy. Consider yourself lucky if you don't get charged.
bear7722 11
don't do anything to get yourself fired over then, and then maybe you wouldn't get fired/charged
ODBeefalo 10
I have nothing against stealing from big name stores... but you played the game and got caught, no sympathy. consider this a good lesson to learn with minimal consequences: you can't trust your friend. you didn't get charged, congrats you are lucky.
dreams2383 20
you were technically stealing for someone else and you don't see that as a problem? this is your fault. if you hadn't been doing it she couldn't turn you in for anything.