Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself, since they usually last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
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austineddy13 0
Consider it easy access
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Don't worry, having holes in your pants is "cool"!! I'm sure all the old men in the store appreciated your fashion sense.
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Comments (104)
effedml 5
Why did you wear them out when you knew they were full of holes? Sounds like "around-the-house" pants to me, so YDI.
duncanbaseball 0
I HATE it when that happens!
Volleyball1o 0
Now you don't have to make holes in your pockets.
takeitandrun 13
Usually a hole(or holes) are an indication that you should get a new pair of pants. Though I dunno how you managed to rip your crotch unless they were ridiculously old or you were just already busting out the seams.
BlueWolfSong 4
Oh wow O-o
Pelreskovich 11
That's so hawt, stop trying to turn me on. ..but really, quit being in denial and buy larger pants or lose weight.
ladyLALAA 29
At least you were shopping and could have bought new ones. Imagine if it happened at work or something :$
Akharr01 5
Count them......
poprocksss73 7
Speed hole
AyooXKayytee 0
Holey pants > Church xD Failed attempt at a comment.