Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
It's a clear Universal message that aliens are soon to visit and they need easy access.
RichardPencil 32
It's telling you to bend at the waist to get your snack. Or store your snacks at eye level.
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RichardPencil 32
It's telling you to bend at the waist to get your snack. Or store your snacks at eye level.
cacheson 42
Bending at the waist to get stuff is a good way to give yourself a lower back injury! Keep a firm core!!!
WCARlover 35
I'm gonna look at it in a positive way...you were just one squat away from making your booty too big for your pants. Congrats on your toned behind, OP ;D
Welshite 40
It's a clear Universal message that aliens are soon to visit and they need easy access.
akelly727 0
I'm going to make a huge assumption and say this may of happened at Walmart.
Qandol 26
Don't Assume if you don't know..
akelly727 0
It was a joke.. lighten up you're on FML not the morning news page. Maybe it's just a California thing but our Walmart's are know for people shopping in their pajamas, hence my pajama JOKE. What I can safely assume is you don't have the best since of humor.
Miss_Whipped 43
Jesus Christ... for someone telling others they need to lighten up, you're awfully triggered by a reasonable comment.
RichardPencil 32
No, it was in Canada. See earlier FML
MisterGasMoney 16
It says it happened in Maryland....Also, it's might have, not might of. Just sayin'
akelly727 0
OK so it was a stupid joke whoops. I thought it was kind of funny because is a known stigma for Walmart but I guess it's not like that everywhere, my bad! BUT #5 I am sorry I responded that way and I do feel bad for saying that you have no sense of humor, I'm sure you have a great one!
RichardPencil 32
I thought it was a good joke -- I've seen PeopleOfWalmart.com.
akelly727 0
Thank you!
trollcrusher 17
Careful now, we don't like jokes! Jokes can hurt feelings, and nothing is more important than feelings! Apparently...
Knittedbirch 8
Telling you to treat yourself to some cozy new pajamies.
zeroramiro2 4
This always happens on a full moon.
TigranPet 24
"When I.. ripped my pants"
TimidRobot 8
Yes it did, squatting is unhealthy and dangerous. Better stick with the cheeseburgers.
Wsparta 26
I have never found a pair of pajamas I could real squat in so more an FML than a YDI. Hopefully you can find a comfortable new pair of pajamas to replace them though!
xercister 19
When one door closes, another one opens.... This one just happened to be in your pants.